Oppo, I'm About To Drive Drunk Again

"macanamera" (macanamera) 06/13/2015 at 00:39 • Filed to: None

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Why do I always do this?

This time I’m using my old Taylormade Superfast 2.0 and a half bucket of Pinnacle practice balls I stole from the driving range.

ly2v8-Brian > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:42

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Oh you...

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:45

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I was about to light you up...if anyone needs me I’ll be shamefully standing in the corner over there.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:46

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That click bait title....

Birddog > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:51

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You should be writing for Gawker!

DrJohannVegas > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:51

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Just remember, if you veer hard left or right, fight the urge to overcorrect. You’ll only hit the wall that way, and everyone will laugh at you.

Oh, and the lights behind you aren’t flashing, it’s just a 60Hz cycle...

Birddog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/13/2015 at 00:51

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No shame!

Often wrong, Never in doubt!

Dunnik > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:51

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Steve in Manhattan > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:52

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Well if it’s DRIVE drive, I will rent a car and drive there. I’m a bit off myself, but I’m sure I could get there before dawn. In one piece. Possibly in something fun.

macanamera > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/13/2015 at 00:56

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YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

AM3R shamefully returns > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:56

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No shit, I was just driving (somewhat) drunk too. Nailed a perfectly straight 250 on my first swing, then I had to pee.

PatBateman > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 00:58

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As long as you don't drink and chip, you should be good.

Dusty Ventures > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:01

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One night in college a friend and I took my clubs and a bucket of range balls up to the dorm roof. I’d say we were drunk, but honestly we were just crazy.

macanamera > Dusty Ventures 06/13/2015 at 01:03

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You seem like the kind of guy that hits a Callaway, so I'm sure none of the balls left the roof anyways...

jester74 > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:03

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Good clickbait title. You must be the headlines writer for Cracked.com

TheHondaBro > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:04

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PICTURE OF MACANAMERA’S DICK (Maybe NSFW)

Dsscats > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:04

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Macnamera drives drunk. You’ll never believe the result!!!

jester74 > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:05

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Buzzfeed woulda said :18 Reasons Why Driving Drunk Is Fun (On the Golf Course - this part is cutoff but in the url)

macanamera > TheHondaBro 06/13/2015 at 01:07

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_S…

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:08

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YOU!

fhrblig > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:12

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You forgot the “I’m in tears” part.

Dusty Ventures > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:30

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I did, in fact, use Callaway HX balls when I was on the high school golf team...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 01:32

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DOCTORS HATE HIM FOR THIS WEIGHT LOSS TRICK

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 06:51

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It’s perfectly legal

thebigbossyboss > macanamera 06/13/2015 at 07:49

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IN euro truck simulator 2 I often drive drunk.